各国女人裙子破了的反应

日本东京 Japan Tokyo

在川流不息的银座广场，一日本男子不小心刮开了一日本单身女人的超短裙。
日本男人还没有开口，那日本单身女人一个90度的大鞠躬︰不好意思，给您添麻烦了！
都怪裙子的品质不好......说完，取出一个别针别好，又匆匆走掉。

A man accidentally tore a girl's short miniskirt in Tokyo . Before the guy had a chance to apologize, the single lady took a 90 degree bow, then said: “I am sorry to give you trouble! The quality of the skirt is not all that good.” Then she took out a pin, put the skirt back together and left.

美国纽约 New York

在人来人往的时代广场，一美国男子不小心刮开了一美国单身女人的超短裙。
美国男人还没开口，那美国单身女人立刻从身上摸出一张名片来︰这是我律师的电话，他会找你细谈关于你性骚扰我的事情，你可以做好准备，我们法庭上见. . .
说完记下美国男子的姓名电话，扬头走掉。

Time Square, New York , a man accidentally tore a girl's miniskirt. Before the guy had a chance to react, the single lady pull out a name card, gave it to him and said: “This is my lawyer's business card. He will contact you about this sexual harassment. It is better that you prepare yourself, then we will see you in court.”


法国巴黎 Paris France

在闻名于世的凯旋门广场上，一法国男子不小心刮开了一法国单身女人的超短裙。
法国男人还没开口，那法国单身女人咯咯一笑，然后细手搭肩的说道︰如果你不介意的话，送我一枝玫瑰来向我道歉.......
说完。法国男人从花店买了一枝玫瑰，还请她去酒吧喝上一杯，然后两人一起去一家小旅馆再研究一下超短裙以内的事情了......

a French man accidentally tore a girls' miniskirt. Before the man opened his mouth, the young single lady said with a smile: “If you do not mind, a red rose can represent your apology.” The French man bought her a rose, then they went to a bar, and lastly, they went to a small hotel discussing what was under the miniskirt.


英国伦敦 Thames England

In the Church Square by Thames, an English man accidentally tore the mini skirt of a young single lady. Before the English man opened up his mouth, the young lady covered her tore spot, then said with a blush on her face: “Do you mind taking me home sir? I live very close…” The English man took his jacket off, put on her shoulders, call a cab, then took her home safely.

在泰晤士河边的教堂广场上，一英国男子不小心刮开了一英国单身女人的超短裙。
英国男人还没开口，那英国单身女人忙用手里的报纸遮住裙子开了的部分，红着脸说︰先生，可以先送我回家吗？我家就在前面不远. . . . ..
说完。英国男人把自己的上衣脱下来，披在她身上。叫了一辆Taxi，安全的把她送到家，又换了一件裙子。


中国重庆 CHINA Chong Qing

China: a man accidentally cut open the miniskirt of a young lady. Before the man said anything, the young lady slapped the guy, then: “You, the sex maniac. Dare to take advantage of me, I will send you to the labor camp…”

在人头簇动的解放碑前，一重庆男子不小心刮开了一重庆单身女人的超短裙。
重庆男人还没开口，那重庆单身女人扬手一记响亮的耳光，还抓住重庆男人的脖领子不放︰你这个不要脸的家伙！敢吃老娘豆腐，送你去劳改...


台湾西门町 Taiwan Shimending

Taiwan Shimending, a man accidentally tore a girl's short miniskirt. Before the guy started to speak, the girl smiled and said: “We have not come up with a price yet, and you are going to inspect the merchandise?”

在台湾的西门町里，一台客不小心刮开了一女学生的超短学生裙。
台客还没开口，那个女学生咯咯一笑，对着你说：价钱还没谈拢就要先看货了啊！


香港铜锣湾 Hong Kong

In the Time Square of Hong Kong, a man accidentally tore a girl's miniskirt. She was only 18 years old. Before the man opened his mouth, the girl screamed: “XXX your mother, you think I am a cheap street walker? Watch out , I will get someone to peel off your skin.”

在人山人海的时代广场，一中年男子不小心刮开了一年约18女生的超短裙。
中年男人还没有开口，那女生就大声:我操你老母！
你当我是站路边的便宜货啊. .小心我去找人来收你的皮. .


韩国斧山 Korea

On the street of Yinchong, a man accidentally tore a girl's miniskirt. Before the man speaks, the girl gave him a round kick, then said: “Don't you know that I am a black belt in Tai Kwan Dao.”

在斧山的街上，一中年男子不小心刮开了一年约18女生的超短裙。
中年男人还没有开口，那女生二话不说便踢出一个弹跳回旋踢，然后冷冷地说:你不知道我是跆拳道黑带二段吗?
马来西亚 Malaysia

在吉隆坡的街上，一中年男子不小心刮开了一年约18女生的超短裙。
中年男人忙乱地道歉， 那女生二不说的马上跑回家，一到家就在fb狂写状态/.\ This is Malaysian. LOL by~@kelvin liew :D~


泰国曼谷 Thailand

Bangkok, Thailand, a man accidentally tore the miniskirt of an 18 year's old girl. Before the man start to apologize, the girl said with a Buddha hand gesture: “No worries honey, ……we all men.”


在曼谷的街上，一中年男子不小心刮开了一年约18女生的超短裙。
中年男人忙乱地道歉，那女生优雅地双手合十于面前，缓慢地作一姿势优美的敬礼，以娇人欲滴的声音说:别介意，先生.....大家都是男人。

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